Top Ten Worst Things Heard on Project Runway

I heart Project Runway and I always have a mix of emotions going into the finale.  As the Season 5 finale is tonight, I thought I would honor the show with a list of the top ten words/phrases/sentences uttered on this season of Project Runway that I hated the most.  Please enjoy!

10. “Garments” – I don’t know why designers on Project Runway feel the need to use the term “garment” when describing their outfit but they do.  Every season.  And I hate it.  Every season.

9. Blayne talking about Mary-Kate Olsen during the Diane Von Furstenberg challenge.  Just, the whole part about him talking about Mary-Kate Olsen.

8. Kenley calling people “posers.”

7. Kenley talking about anything with her nasal - sounds like it’s complaining no matter what she is talking about - voice.  (But I do love her name – Kenley Collins – good name.)

6. Blayne tacking on the term “licious” to every word.  How about this – Mary-Kate Olsen is horror-licious!

5. Suede referring to himself in the third person.

4. Blayne trying to force poor, wonderful Tim Gunn to say “holla atcha boy.”  That was just wrong.  (And that may be spelled wrong.)

3. Terri – oh Terri – sometimes she scared the bejesus out of me.  For instance, while talking about Suede with this infamous quote: "I don't know what he's packing -- balls or vajayjay, but he needs to work that out, 'cause I ain't got no babies, ain't nobody sucking on my titties, so please, man up."  Whoa!!!

2. Anyone saying anything about a design aesthetic or not understanding someone else’s design aesthetic or the misunderstanding of their own design aesthetic.  Shut up!

And without further ado…

1. Anyone crying!!!

Just in case you were wondering what my favorite thing uttered on this season of Project Runway was – it comes courtesy of Michael Kors:

“Slutty, slutty, slutty!”